(Source: serfborts, via nightimesoul)

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via nightimesoul)

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old-school-shit:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

good idea tbh

ripopentheuniverse:

shanberry-razta:

murallamuerta:

eli-kunxd:

CSM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Jajagajhajah CTM

loooooool

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

(Source: youtube.com, via freakinness)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via asian)

asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

(via asian)

(Source: kuricon, via 154th)

lovelanadelreymusic:

♥

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

(via asian)